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Lisa Lampanelli challenges her fellow roasters to top Shatner's career.

Bill is an inspiration. He proves that having no talent can be seen as hip and ironic.

Jeff Ross digs into Shatner's horse-breeding and singing career.

Sarah and Jimmy bought their tickets from Priceline and got rerouted to Tucson.

To George Takei, Bill is a rich, gooey, Devil's Food cake that he wants to drop his face into.

Betty White recalls the time she and William Shatner had sex. Two minutes before the Roast started.

Lisa Lampanelli unleashes some of her caustic wit.

Shatner is roasted by his old Star Trek adversary Balock, who's still hopped up on Tranya.

Bill delivers payback to the roasters and files his captain's log.

Lisa and Jessi are grateful for the interracial kiss between Uhura and Kirk.

Artie Lange takes swipes at Jason Alexander, Carrie Fisher and George Takei.

William Shatner's nearest and dearest gathered together to roast him alive. Buy the DVD now!

Patton Oswalt wonders if Andy Dick is Courtney Love in disguise.

Bill Shatner would crap on the last piece of pizza just so no one else could enjoy it.

George Takei would like everyone to know that Bill is generous. He gave Nichelle Nichols herpes.

Leonard Nimoy lovingly explains to Bill Shatner why he won't be at his Roast.

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Patton Oswalt reveals that batsh*t girls give him a boner. And then Andy Dick licks Farrah Fawcett.

A final solution to Mel's drinking problem.

Betty White always laughs when she sees Artie Lange, cause she knows she's going to outlive him.